Doctor Sparkles: Music
State Employee Cabaret
(Doctor Sparkles)
Doctor Sparkles = KPB (vocals + tenor ukulele + banjolele + lap steel guitar + shaker + triangle) x Andy Rexroat (drums)
Tra la lolly with a ukulele
Feeling jolly, happy cheery and gay
Free a folly like there's no tomorrow
At the State Employee Cabaret
I am a state prison guard
But I love to dress in women's clothing
Here I can strike a pretty pose
And I don't have to look imposing
Tra la lolly with a ukulele
Feeling jolly, happy cheery and gay
Free a folly like there's no tomorrow
At the State Employee Cabaret
I work at the DMV
But I love to do the hula dancing
Here I can wear a grass skirt,
No shoes and a coconut tit sling
Tra la lolly with a ukulele
Feeling jolly, happy cheery and gay
Free a folly like there's no tomorrow
At the State Employee Cabaret
I am the Prince of Darkness
But I love to be a little baby
Here I can poo poo in my diaper
While I play the ukulele
Tra la lolly with a ukulele
Feeling jolly, happy cheery and gay
Free a folly like there's no tomorrow
At the State Employee Cabaret