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Doctor Sparkles: Music

The Freakin' Fifth

(Doctor Sparkles)
Doctor Sparkles = KPB (vocals + banjolele + gut bucket + slide whistles) x Chris Thalman (drums)
Layed back playing in the peachy sun
Sippin on fresh squeezed lemonade
Friends all telling me I got it made
Wifey sayin she’s the lucky one
Ain’t got a care in God’s green earth
And I ain’t got a thing to hide
Ain’t nothin personal what it’s worth
Ain’t nothin implied…

I’m pleadin the Freakin Fifth as in Amendment
I’m pleadin the Freakin Fifth, and that’s for sure.
It’s the least that I can do for the freakin likes of you
With all respect that’s due
I’m pleadin the Freaking Fifth

Witchhunt itchin’ for a sacrifice
Suspect without an alibi
Peers all linin’ up to testify
Means and motives and my every vice
Checks and balances about to bounce
Cut and paste prophecy
End of the dream by all accounts
Tween just you and me

I’m pleadin the Freakin Fifth as in Amendment
I’m pleadin the Freakin Fifth, and that’s for sure.
It’s the least that I can do for the freakin likes of you
With all respect that’s due
I’m pleadin the Freaking Fifth and that’s for sure
I’m pleadin the Freakin Fifth. I ain’t sayin no more.