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Doctor Sparkles: Music

Sail Away

(Doctor Sparkles)
Doctor Sparkles = KPB (vocals + soprano ukulele) x
Joe Eding (fiddling saws) x Ron Subeh (upright bass) x Justin Anderson (drums)
Copyright 2006 Kevin Patrick Baiko

Once upon a time and maybe twice came a man from Paradise
Gallantly he freed everyone
Then happily ever after on blue seas of children’s laughter
He sailed up to the sun.

Then the credits start to roll and the wife tugs you to go
You leave your fantasy with a sigh
For a life that’s feeling truly like a horror picture movie
Whose creature just won’t die

Sail away, sail away, from your monster of a life
You’ve made your own little Frankenstein
Sail away, sail away, from the nightmare that your dreams became
Your own little Frankenstein

Ah, the Sunday matinee, pack the kids and drive away
The noise alone is enough to drive you mad
All the wheels spin in your head: Can you come back from the dead?
What’s come over dear old dad?

Sail away, sail away, from your monster of a life
You’ve made your own little Frankenstein
Sail away, sail away, from the nightmare that your dreams became
Your own little Frankenstein

Ah, the Sunday matinee, pack the kids and…

Sail away, sail away, from your monster of a life
You’ve made your own little Frankenstein
Sail away, sail away, from the nightmare that your dreams became
Your own little Frankenstein

Sail away…